You know parents are the same
No matter time nor place
They don’t understand that us kids
Are going to make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land
There’s no need to argue
Parents just don’t understand
I read today that the water heads in the house of representatives are pushing forth a bill that will cut the lion share of funding for Planned Parenthood. Two things. One: Why? They save the state a kings ransom in welfare handouts. All we need right now is more under educated broke ass kids with low self esteem and no dental care. That sounds like a banner plan. Wouldn’t stemming the rising tide of the of potential liberals be the high agenda of the “Grand Ole Party”? Lots of whys here. Two: Where would this money be better spent? Because I feel relatively confident that it won’t be funneled into the only place it would really do some good, our schools. More bailouts perhaps? Face it folks, our economic infrastructure is less stable than drunk jenga. This can’t be about the money. Oh, wait. I think I get it. Hit the liberals where it hurts. Right in our bleeding vaginas. Back to the alley ways with ya. If you don’t eat your meat you can’t have any pudding. To the balding, closeted, piss hounds I say this, “One day the servant will become the master”. In the mean time I think I will go make some babies then make the state pay for their fruity pebbles.